ellendegeneres:

This is definitely an advancement in parenting.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

"Don’t be sad by what you see
It’s true life has it’s miseries
But one thing’s always worked for me
Worry ends when faith begins"

(Source: fymarinaandthediamonds)

felicefawn:

Mmmmmmmmmmm Ass Balls.

"It was sad, it was sad, it was sad. When Betty came back we didn’t sing or laugh, or even argue. We sat drinking in the dark, smoking cigarettes, and when we went to sleep, I didn’t put my feet on her body or she on mine like we used to. We slept without touching.
We had both been robbed."